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The Berry Doesn’t Fall Far From the Dingle

Jesse Watters, smirky understudy to former Fox miscreant Bill O’Reilly stepped on his own dick the other day by proffering very ill-timed innuendo about Ivanka Trump’s skill at holding a phallic microphone. Ill-timed because the last thing Fox needs now … Continue reading

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The Easter Charade

“On the Avenue….Fifth Avenue…” Ever since Jesus Christ rose from the dead, and with the help of a bunny rabbit saw his own shadow thus predicting 2,000 more years of Christianity, followers have celebrated the event by hiding and seeking … Continue reading

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The Envelope Please…

…And the award for most overrated actress goes to…. RRRRRIPPPPP Meryl Streep! This is the first award for Ms. Streep in the category of most overrated actress, and the only award she has never won. Truly an honor. Deepest congratulations, … Continue reading

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President Pussy Grabber

Politics in America are an upside-down affair where the damage from a scandal is inversely proportional to the significance of the office being contended. Today, sleazy behavior and lewd chit-chat that might bring down the candidacy of someone running for … Continue reading

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The French Conniption

Every so often, an organization of authority declares a policy that is immediately understood to be ludicrous. The backlash is universally scathing and completely predictable. Happens often in business, but is more prevalent in government where clueless bureaucrats and feckless … Continue reading

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Hulk and Erin: A Lesson on Double Standards

Fox Sports host Erin Andrews recently won a court judgment in March for $55 million in a civil case against the Nashville Marriott hotel and a cretin named Michael David Barrett who secretly filmed a naked Andrews through a peephole … Continue reading

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This Week in Unintended Consequences

No word modifies “consequences” quite like “unintended.” When a strategy is comprehensive and the associated plan is executed well, people talk about results and outcomes. If people are talking about consequences, then they’re probably unintended. Government Proves Apple is Mortal … Continue reading

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This Week in Insanity

Craziness presents itself in manifest ways every day, so for most people the parade of insanity marching by blends quietly into the background noise of life’s routines. Then again, sometimes the extent of sheer shock and folly rises to a … Continue reading

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Erie Drag Queen Makes Good

The New York Times did a puff piece on Friday about a Christmas-themed revue planned for the Laurie Beechman Theater featuring four drag queens, including the gorgeous Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 (although for some reason the Times just calls her Alaska … Continue reading

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